- Change yourself in the way you want everyone else to change
- Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be jerks
- Avoid thinking about winning the lottery while making love
- Brainwash yourself before someone nasty beats you to it
- Confess big secrets to people who aren’t very interested
- Write a love letter to your evil twin during a lunar eclipse
- Fool the tricky red beasts guarding the Wheels of Time
- Locate the master codex and add erudite graffiti to it
- Dream up wilder, wetter, more interesting problems
- Change your name every day for a thousand days
- Exaggerate your flaws till they turn into virtues
- Kill the apocalypse and annihilate Armageddon
- Brag about what you can’t do and don’t have
- Bow down to the greatest mystery you know
- Make fun of people who make fun of people
- See how far you can spit a mouthful of beer
- Pick blackberries naked in the pouring rain
- Scare yourself with how beautiful you are
- Simulate global warming into your pants
- Stage a slow-motion water balloon fight
- Pretend your wounds are exotic tattoos
- Sing anarchist lullabies to lesbian trees
- Plunge butcher knives into accordions
- Commit a crime that breaks no laws
- Sip the tears of someone you love
- Build a plush orphanage in Minsk
- Feel sorry for a devious lawyer
- Rebel against your horoscope
- Give yourself another chance
- Write your auto-hagiography
- Play games with no rules
- Teach animals to dance
- Trick your nightmares
- Relax and go deeper
- Dream like stones
- Mock your fears
- Drink the sun
- Sing love
- Be mojo
- Do jigs
- Ask id-Robert Breszny
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