Luminous Tease

tease with bear

  • Change yourself in the way you want everyone else to change
  • Love your enemies in case your friends turn out to be jerks
  • Avoid thinking about winning the lottery while making love
  • Brainwash yourself before someone nasty beats you to it
  • Confess big secrets to people who aren’t very interested
  • Write a love letter to your evil twin during a lunar eclipse
  • Fool the tricky red beasts guarding the Wheels of Time
  • Locate the master codex and add erudite graffiti to it
  • Dream up wilder, wetter, more interesting problems
  • Change your name every day for a thousand days
  • Exaggerate your flaws till they turn into virtues
  • Kill the apocalypse and annihilate Armageddon
  • Brag about what you can’t do and don’t have
  • Bow down to the greatest mystery you know
  • Make fun of people who make fun of people
  • See how far you can spit a mouthful of beer
  • Pick blackberries naked in the pouring rain
  • Scare yourself with how beautiful you are
  • Simulate global warming into your pants
  • Stage a slow-motion water balloon fight
  • Pretend your wounds are exotic tattoos
  • Sing anarchist lullabies to lesbian trees
  • Plunge butcher knives into accordions
  • Commit a crime that breaks no laws
  • Sip the tears of someone you love
  • Build a plush orphanage in Minsk
  • Feel sorry for a devious lawyer
  • Rebel against your horoscope
  • Give yourself another chance
  • Write your auto-hagiography
  • Play games with no rules
  • Teach animals to dance
  • Trick your nightmares
  • Relax and go deeper
  • Dream like stones
  • Mock your fears
  • Drink the sun
  • Sing love
  • Be mojo
  • Do jigs
  • Ask id-Robert Breszny


Posted by | Paul Reynolds
Paul has been a yoga teacher on the Island of Kauai for many years and is the facilitator of the weekly Living the Question Blog - a repository of wisdom and inspiration. Paul also produces and hosts Le Guru is You Radio Show, showcasing everyday gurus.

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